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Name: Jamie
Country: United States
State: Ohio
Metro: Akron
Birthday: 6/11/1989
Gender: Male


Interests: My interests are in Manga, and basically art in general. Right now I'm learning how to draw anthropomorphic animals! Now if I can only get that squirrel right, I could change my icon... My name is Jamie, Neon Shima, Commie Kazi, or alot of people call me Smartass. Im a horsie on Furcadia, I sit around in my fuzzy black coat, and I listen to music. My favorite Genres of music are Alt, Industrial, Rap-core, Grunge, Post-Grunge, Metal, Indie, and whatever, such as 3rd eye blind, Blind melon (RIP Shannon Hoon), Soul Coughing, Marilyn Manson, ICP, Linkin Park, Pedro the lion, GC, and those peoples. I can be depressing at times, and i write some. I read a bit, I avoid the news stations (too depressing), and i talk to people... sometimes.
Expertise: Eating. Oh, and Sleeping. Some writing. Ranting about hate. Selling babies. Stickers. Bacon Turkey Bravos. Art.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Art


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Member Since: 1/17/2005

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Trivium, bitches!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zabeth!

  1. Zabeth has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  2. An average beaver can cut down Zabeth every year!
  3. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Zabeth, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
  4. Zabeth was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Zabeth!
  6. The air around Zabeth is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  7. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Zabeth!
  8. Baby swans are called Zabeth!
  9. Never store Zabeth at room temperature.
  10. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Zabeth!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jamie!

  1. Tradition allows women to propose to Jamie only during leap years.
  2. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Jamie with his left foot.
  3. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Jamie!
  4. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Jamie.
  5. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Jamie.
  6. Jamie will often glow under UV light.
  7. Over 46,000 pieces of Jamie float on every square mile of ocean.
  8. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Jamie in a day!
  9. Jamie is 984 feet tall.
  10. Jamie is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spazz!

  1. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Spazz in your mouth.
  2. If you lick Spazz ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  3. Spazz can't sweat!
  4. All swans in England belong to Spazz.
  5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Spazz on New Year's Day.
  6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Spazz.
  7. Spazz can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  8. Spazz is 984 feet tall.
  9. Spazz can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  10. Spazz can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Faustine!

  1. To check whether Faustine is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten Faustine will sink, and fresh Faustine will float.
  2. The only Englishman to become Faustine was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Faustine from 1154 to 1159.
  3. Faustine has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  4. Originally, Faustine could not fly!
  5. Faustine is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  6. US gold coins used to say 'In Faustine we trust'!
  7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Faustine.
  8. Olympic badminton rules say that Faustine must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  9. Faustine can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  10. Faustine is only six percent water.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Psycho!

  1. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Psycho.
  2. The horns of Psycho are made entirely from hair.
  3. Psycho is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  4. Psycho is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  5. Psycho is the world's tallest woman!
  6. Psycho is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  7. Without Psycho, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  8. Psycho can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  9. Psycho cannot swim.
  10. Psycho was originally called Cheerioats!
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Thursday, August 17, 2006

UPDATE'D!!!1!2

Im not dead, biznachos!!!


Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Because I can.

 

What would you do if:
[1] I committed suicide:
[2] I said I liked you:
[3] I kissed you:
[4] I lived next door to you:
[5] I started smoking:
[6] I stole something:
[7] I was hospitalized:
[8] I ran away from home:
[9] I got into a fight and you weren't there:


What do you think about my:


[1] Personality:
[2] Eyes:
[3] Face:
[4] Hair:
[5] Clothes:
[6] Mannerisms:


Other:


[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Would you marry me?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are we close?
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

Go nuts


Churches eat SOULS

"Good versus evil" is relative; it presents an ambiguous paradigm for moral judgement, and yet it is the only framework offered by the monotheistic religions of the West.

Anyone can have an opinion about virtually anything. Institutions encourage us to consider the opinions they sell as "facts" and that we "believe" rather than question the morality they pitch. Friction between alternative belief structures is healthy in a polite society, and sometimes interactions that shoot off sparks conclude in consensus or a change of attitudes. But often these debates end up in stalemate with the opponents baiting each other and skipping reason altogether.

Benjamin Huff relates in The Te of Piglet:

A peasant and his son had their only horse run away from them. Neighbors said, "oh how sad!" Peasant sez, "how do you know?

The next day, the horse comes back to the farm, with four wild horses following in! The Peasant is lucky, and now owns five horses! Neighbors said, "oh how great!" Peasant sez, "how do you know?"

The next day, while trying to break one of the horses, the son is thrown by the horse. He breaks his leg; it won't heal for months. Neighbors said, "oh how sad!" Peasant sez, "how do you know?"

The next day, a great general came to town. He recruited, forcibly, any young man he could find, for a far-off war where most soldiers were going to die. But the son couldn't go; he had a broken leg! Neighbors said, "oh how great!" Peasant sez, "can it!"

Doesn't Christianity tell its adherents to turn the other cheek and "judge not"? Then why are Christians so judgemental?

Anyone who tells you what is good and what is evil, and judges on that behalf, is lying to you, implying that HIS perspective is the SAME as that of TRUTH, and not simply a subset thereof. Make up your own mind as to what you believe, rather than copypasting the beliefs of others into your brain.

 

Fascism has many faces...

The United States was able to win two World Wars on the strength of its labor. During both conflicts our government coordinated the working class to both consume and produce in keeping with military goals. The techniques developed by Henry Ford granted us a capacity for production of military goods that could not be matched by the Germans and their allies.

This productive force did not melt away in peacetime, and the uniformity of military production invaded the consumer world. As the 50's began, industrial production provided a level of comfort that workers had never before experienced, so long as they abandoned their individuality. A monoculture was the result, and subcultural initiatives such as rock&roll were regarded with suspicion and persecution.

The Boomers, with their numbers and relative privilege, demanded an end to the monoculture with their dollars. The friction between the monoculture and the new counterculture spawned creativity and conflict across society. Capitalism responded to the demands of the Boomer marketplace with endless options for how to dress, what to listen to, what to eat, ad nauseam. Consequently economic apologists for capitalism crow that it maximizes the diversity and appeal of goods for consumers to trick out their lifestyles.

But are these options really "options"? People spend so much time differentiating themselves culturally that political apathy is inevitable. Political connectedness is a matter of studying, evaluating, and acting; it is difficult, tedious work, and consumerism exists to distract us from ever considering it. People don't think about their LIVES as much as they think about their LIFESTYLES. We spend our leisure time learning about music and cars and clothes, without really considering the basic question - are we helping the world, or hurting it?

In a sense, the mechanical intelligence provided by computers is the quintessential phenomenon of capitalism. To replace human judgement with mechanical judgement - to record and codify the logic by which rational, profit-maximizing decisions are made - is the inevitable goal of the initiatives of capitalist institutions. Marketing and advertising processes attempt to condition customer demand, and though the products may differ the cumulative pressure of so many marketing messages condition us to disregard any messages that don't address our highly-developed consumption desires.

Wage-slavery requires that all people not born into the sixty families that "own" almost everything would have to "work" for those families or their corporations in order to get the money which was necessary for survival. Every individual possesses control over the labor that they can performed in their lifetime. Capitalism must harness and maximize the productivity of this labor, so it monopolizes the major means of making money. Humans wind up selling this labor for money as a compromise, disregarding the more valuable and important goals that may be achieved through rational deployment of our labor potential.

Civilization strips individuals of their ability to survive without it. As individuals pledge their allegiance to the institutions that compose civilized society, they voluntarily trade some of their autonomy for the security and unity they find as members.

Slowly, the institutions resocialize their members so as to recognize the authority of that institution and its protocols and agents. It is safe to assume that once involved with an institution, an individual can best be reached according to the terms and jargon of that institution. This is why people who are under the influence of one or more of these institutions seemed brainwashed and unfree.

Once an institution has succeeded in recruiting a critical mass of followers, the institution can take upon itself a set of roles that contribute to the stability of society, often in partnership with other institutions. these institutions in tandem form a complex known as "civilization". An organization as large as the government takes on a life of its own, and like all life, its fundamental aim is not function but its own survival. This leads such institutions and their directors to team up and manipulate the entire culture to preserve their continued dominance.

The vast majority of the institutions in our society exist as means by which the will of the directing classes can be implemented. These institutions are named to project an image of democracy, justice, education, and choice. The use of rhetoric as a device for engineering consent to be ruled has enabled authority figures to claim "the will of the people" as their justification for coercion and bureaucracy as surely as the monarchs of old claimed the right to rule by divine right.

People before profit.

Money is like blood. It needs to circulate. If too much money pools in just one portion of society, it may lose consiousness.

Here are some of the features of the capitalist economy. There are a couple pros and a lot of cons. The cons may seem smart but they're bullets speeding towards our collective heads.

• Many products are poison. They sell us fat in a variety of disguises but it's all just fat.

• Money is the paramount value. Everything you desire but can't afford is an advertisement for the power of money. Money, therefore, is reaffirmed as the ONLY THING THAT MATTERS to the vast majority. Our chains forged, and our free will becomes a mathematical function drawn this way and that according to the ebbs and flows of money.

• The mechanical intelligence of computers is a model of how capitalism is structured. Human judgement and intelligence is replaced by a database that monitors our choices to such a degree that it can predict them, in order to maximize profit at the expense of any other values.

• All processes in capitalism are ever-evolving, efficient mechanisms to generate profit. Marketing, for instance, is manipulation of the human intellect in order to predictably (and thereby efficiently) generate and then satisfy demand. We've become response mechanisms ourselves, as predictable as a robot. It's no wonder they call television shows "programs".

• Expression - a natural right to anyone with a voice - has become a huge industry (MTV, Hallmark, the New York Times, et al). Our individual expression is devalued by this fact - unless a message earns money, it is considered silent. Certain people anointed by the System are appointed as spokesmen for the rest of us. Our ideas are rendered silent by a wall of noise.

• The industry of expression, like most others in global capitalism, is rapidly consolidating. And since this industry manufactures products for sale, controversial sociopolitical ideas are far less marketable than crowd-pleasers like sex, music, gear, and laffs. Because distribution of ideas is handled through mass media or through a few profit-maximizing chains, the lowest common denominator determines our culture.

• Suffering is an industry. Stress is ubiquitous in the USA, as if we have a collective headache. Each one of these stresses creates a "market", and the companies who exploit these markets do not want to CURE people but rather keep them sick. Their products address the symptoms of stress, not its root causes.

• Relationships between individuals and their family, community, environment, culture, and spirituality have been frayed by technological distractions. Our attention the domain f capitalist media and commerce titans, drawn away from real relations by a hypnosis of easy answers.

We shouldn't be allowing civilization to continue on its destructive course. Let us admit the successes of past generations. Let us admire the massive monuments with which they've littered the Earth, be they pyramids or ICBM's - for their day is finished. Let us resolve to repair the human spirit with monuments gone out of control - the pyramid schemes of corporate greed that have choked our native industry.


Tuesday, August 16, 2005

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH!

I FEELIKESKREEMINGBEKUZLIFEISOBOORING!!!

GAH!!! I HAVENT POSTED IN FOREVER AGAIN! I HAVENT CALLED ROCKYBACK YET! TOO BUSY DURING THE DAY, CANT TALK AT NIGHT! I GET HOME AT 10 PM AND SHE GOES TO BED THEN! ABOUT 1AM AND I AM SLIGHTLY DEPRESSED! I ACTED STUPID THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WENT TO STARBUCKS WITH SARAH AND ZABETH. ZABETH INVITED COLLEEN, MY EX, AND I ACTED LIKE A CHILD. ZABETH CAME OUT AND TRIED TO HELP, BUT I ONLY YELLED AND CUSSED AT HER. I ALSO RAN AWAY TO THE ICECREAM PARLOR NEXT DOOR, AND TOLD HER TO GO AWAY. SHE WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE NICE, TRYING TO BE A FRIEND, AND I TREATED HER HORRIBLY AND HURT HER FEELINGS. I AM SORRY ZABETH, YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND, AND NOTHING I CAN DO CAN MAKE UP FOR THE WAY I ACTED... I WONT ASK FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS, BECAUSE I KNOW I DONT DESERVE IT.

OTHER STUFF I FEEL BAD ABOUT:

NOT CALLING ROCKY.

BEING MEAN TO MY LITTLE BROTHER.

ACTING HORRIBLY TO MY FRIENDS.

APRIL.

 

GOING TO BED DEPRESSED SUCKS.

Edit:

Girl: hey baby i want to show you....


Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad


Girl: why? whats wrong ?


Boy: ugh everything


Girl: explain baby


Boy: just lost a championship game, parents flipped out on me for no

reason, and im catching a cold


Girl: well hey there will always be other games, you know ill take care of

you when your sick, what your parents flip about ?


Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair


Girl: is it alot of money


Boy: no it just sucks


Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down


Boy: bye


Girl: wait i want to give you some...


Boy: cant it wait til tommorow ?


Girl: yeah sure


Girl: bye


Boy: bye



2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she goes.....


her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead


her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition



This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend



Sister: omg ( crying )


Boy: what? whats wrong ?


Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck


Boy: is she ok ? ?????


Sister: shes in critical condition


Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes



He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door


going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he


heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump



Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something


Girls mom: yeah this...



it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in lipstick


he opened it.....



it said ..... your everything to me....i love you with everything i am


and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you



sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went to


and the first picture they took together



he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture


it looked as if in the picture she was crying



then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced dead



If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you will repost this.

 

 


if you care for someone ...do not let something like this ever happend





Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your

life THIS SATURDAY. You're number one *love* Will either kiss you, ask

you out, or call you or better. If you break this chain you will have a lousy

 day on Saturday, and you know you can!!!

 



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